Important Massacre Stats

Number of games played: 1

Number of portraits of the drunken Twin Riot: 1

Amount of time it took for our room to look like a bomb went off: 10 minutes

Number of Jello shots consumed in 1 evening: at least 40

Number of times Claire D. Way pushed Fevah out of her chair: 2

Number of age bets Fevah won: 1 ("He's lying...he's still 12.")

Number of times the Massacre actually went out into the light of day: 4

Amazing quotes from QSand: too many to count

Number of times hotel staff were told off by Fevah: 2

Number of times Lady E was worn: 0

Number of times Spite insulted Fevah but followed up with an "OHIOOOOOO!!": 34,589

Time spent at Fame's Breakfast Diner: approximately 5 hours

Fried food consumed: Enough to make a large elephant puke

Blankets stolen from Spite: 1, on numerous occasions

Number of times we almost vomited from watching a certain Philly player making out with her husband: 1

Number of times the announcers mentioned Quidditch from Harry Potter: 1

Number of injuries received while on the plane: 2 (Buse's head and Fevah's tooth after eating the animal crackers provided)

Number of actual Riots in Columbus: 1 (Twin Riot not included)

Number of beers brought into Battelle Hall in Spite's messenger bag: 16

Number of awkward moments while riding in the elevator: Everytime we took an elevator.




The following list is in regards to phrases that were spoken, and how many times:


"D-wagon": 987,658

"What the WTF": 4,587

"OHIOOOOOOOOOOOOO": Not enough times for it to get old.

"I'll get in on that": Not nearly enough times.

"No really guys, I'm not mad!": 5 (all from Q Sand when Spite and I kept coming to the room either drunk or just loud and obnoxious)

"You know what's great? 2 percocets and a beer.": 1

"GET IN THE GAME, ASS WAGON!!": 1

"Are these your pants or my pants?" "Mine." "....are these your socks or my socks?" "I think mine...": 1

I'm sure there are many MANY things that I have obviously left out because besides getting our asses beat by 5 measly points in overtime against Detroit -- I had a fucking phenomenal time in Ohio. Don't get me wrong, I'm psyched to be home, but the Massacre definitely had a doozy of a time this weekend.