The Biggest Loser.

I believe that I am the biggest loser for watching this show and thanking God (that I don't believe in) that I don't weigh that much --- yet.

Don't get me wrong, I love the show and what it stands for. And I fully repsect anyone who is willing to be on national television wearing a sports bra and spandex capris. There are definitely parts of the show that make me feel like more of a fat kid -- oh, like how the trainers are 80 lbs a piece soaking wet. Oh, and how they show the amount and different kinds of food each contestant eats in any given week and I

But my favorite part of this show is what I do to justify myself. What I do to justify me eating that bowl of Corn Pops. I watch these people literally bust their asses in a gym EVERYDAY for, what I can only assume 4-6 hours a day, and I think: Well, if these people can work out that much for that many hours a day...the least I can do is work out during the commercial break. Yes, that's right. According to my skewed view on life, me doing push-ups and crunches for a 5-6 minute commercial break every 15 minutes is equal to these contestants working out for, lets say, 25 hours a week.

These people lose up to 30 pounds in 1 week -- I lose almost nothing and reward myself with a popsicle.

Totally the same.